Sweeney and Brenlee's List of Vanccomplishments

Sweeney:

1) Zero nosebleeds.

2) Bought first pair of pantyhose. They worked: 2 makeout seshes that night.

3) Helped to navigate a 16-bus detour in downtown Vancouver spanning roughly only 10 blocks.

4) Cupcakes eaten for dinner: 1. 2. OK, 3.

5) Gay hag opportunities: 1.

6) Creative uses of pantyliners on foot: 2.

Brenlee:

1) Umbrellas lost: 2.

2) 18-piece sushi order totaling under $5: 1.

3) National television stations broken into and applied to: 1.

4) Gay hag kisses: 1.

5) Cases of potential H1N1: 1.

6) Instances of pantless daytime attire: 3.

Shared successes:

1) Did astoundingly accurate impressions of wet rats after walking downtown to Cafe Crepe.

2) Being mistaken for a gay couple.

3) Dodging security at Skytrain stations.

4) Scalping 'Nucks tickets.

Shared failures:

1) Moving to better seats for said game.

2) Navigation of one block or more.

3) Unnecessary trips to the airport: 1.

4) Trips to Whistler: 0.